Ladies Are Sharing the Moment They Knew They Were Dating an Idiot

An amazing post from BuzzFeed is making the rounds, and it’s one of those reads where you’re laughing the whole time… but also wondering how some of these people made it this far in life.

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The premise is simple: women sharing the exact moment they realized the guy they were dating might not be the brightest bulb. And instead of one big story, it’s basically a greatest-hits collection of unbelievable misunderstandings.

Here are some of the highlights:

One guy was completely baffled by bangs, like he thought hair just naturally grows shorter in the front instead of, you know… being cut that way.

Another believed women all sync up their cycles based on when tampon commercials air on TV. Like there’s some kind of nationwide schedule.

One man was convinced you could prevent pregnancy just by taking a shower after sex. Quick rinse, problem solved.

A boyfriend thought breasts basically inflate during sex like a balloon. That’s… not how any of this works.

One guy Googled his symptoms and confidently told his partner he might be going through menopause. As a grown man.

Another believed women could just produce breast milk whenever they felt like it, no baby required.

There was also a guy who thought tampons were just used briefly and not actually left in, which is a pretty wild misunderstanding.

And maybe the most shocking of all—one woman said she had to explain to her ex that yes… women do, in fact, poop.

At some point, it stops being just funny and starts feeling like a missed opportunity somewhere in the education system. But as painful as some of these are, you can’t look away—it’s like a train wreck of basic biology.

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