The Chupacabra is said to live off the blood of goats. They have been spotted worldwide but most people believe they are myth and the witnesses are confusing one animal for another, very fake animal. I was skeptical about the existence of the Chupacabra until I saw one sprint across Hayestown Road in Danbury this morning.

The beast ran into and across the road, in front of my car, it was 4:20 am and I estimate it was running nearly 20 miles per hour. Yeah, I know you don't want to believe me and that's cool, we all have choices to make. You can choose to bury your head in the sand and wait for this thing to gnarl your face off in your sleep.

Keep your head on a swivel Danbury and don't, under any circumstances leave your goats unattended. If you do, you will find yourself with a pile of dead goats to clean up. This is a matter of great concern for the Hat City and it will take the vigilance of each one of us to capture it and make Danbury safe again.





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