Greater-Danbury Shares Which Animals They Could Beat in a Fight!

On a recent episode of the I-95 Morning Show we shared the results of a study that said 2% of Americans think they could beat a horse in a race.

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We laughed hysterically and pivoted to combat. We asked the listeners what animals they think they could beat in a fight, and these are some of our favorite answers.

What animal could you beat in a fight?

If I'm being 100% transparent this is not the first time, we've had this discussion on the show, and it will not be the last. I can't get enough of this topic on so many levels. I love the idea of hearing what people think of their abilities, and I am a HUGE fan of absurdity. The least realistic hypothetical discussions are always my favorite.

That said, there is one topic better than "what animal can you beat up?" The greatest discussion the internet has ever given us was ducks v. horses. It wasn't just horses and ducks; it had a twist.

The actual question was: "Which would you rather fight: one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?" 

I've thought a lot about this, and I mean a lot, for years. I still have moments of doubt, but I need to go volume, give me the duck-sized horses. The mob usually wins. The real world is not like the movies where one guy who "had some tough times" beats up seven dudes in a bar, minutes after drinking four bourbons. This is just not how things work.

You're welcome by the way. You've been reminded and now all you're going to think about all day is giant ducks and tiny horses.

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