Guess Who is Coming to Passover? ME … That’s Who!
I asked Ethan if I could be invited to his family's Passover celebration and his wife put the old KIBOSH on that one.
I refuse to give up though I WILL BE HEARD, I WILL BE SEEN. I will participate in the Seder for I am:
Darth Seder. I am Ruth Seder Ginsburgh. My favorite pro football team is the Oakland Seder's, my favorite college team is the Florida Seder's, my favorite movie is Seder's of the Lost Ark.
SEDER!? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!
I don't see what is the big deal about me attending this sacred affair. I'm ready to roll up my sleeves and take the Seder down to Chinatown.
I will do what I need to do to make this the most bitchin' Passover Seder since the Lipschitz Seder of 83'. I mean I am shvitzing just thinking about the marathon of mitzvahs that could take place on Saturday.
Why can't I go? What am I some sort of golem?
Oy vey! If they expect me to schnorr they can forget it!