Funniest things you can hear at a party

These are actual things I have heard at a party:

1) Dude your back is on fire.

2) It does not look like he passed out, it looks like he fell off a boulder

3) We will lift him out of the snow, you zip his pants

4) He fell off a boulder

5) "F" the PO-LICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) He'll be fine, we just have to strip him naked and get him in the shower

7) The cops are not looking for guys like us tonight.

8) Can you smell the burnt hair, I can.

9) Guy 1:  "She looks like Matt but with a wig on."  Guy 2: "I Don't care!"

10) His jaw just collapsed!