CT Still Trying To Make Connections on Craigslist

The 'Missed Connections' section of Craigslist is good for two things; a hearty laugh and filthy, filthy sex. "MC" is also the most antiquated digital forum for getting some "strange" in 2020. It's the carrier pigeon of sexual communication and yet people are still going there.

Just a few weeks ago I shared some of my favorite entries from the Nutmeg State, and just yesterday I went back to see if maybe there were some new ones. I was surprised and delighted to learn that there were a wealth of new entries and these are my favorites:

Oxford - Where’s that pretty girl on this rainy day

I’m a good looking early forties man searching for that pretty girl to play with today. Woman only please. Let’s take care of each other’s needs.

Here's a fella who sounds like a giver, thinking of your needs as well as is own.

Middletown - Looking for new friends

I'm a 25 year old guy and I'm new to Connecticut. Looking to make new friends. You can hit me up on snap at kaydrome it's easier to talk there. If you don't just email me and we can go from there.
*Also I'm not into guys unless you want to be just friends. *

I love the footnote, dude wants to be clear, he's seeking ladies only which indicates to me, he's encountered some confusion in the past.

Fairfield - say you ebony goddess the other day

How hard is it for a white guy to get a sexy black girl to sit her beautiful a$$ on my face for a bit and then leave when we've had enough c'mon it'll be amazing for u.

Take a seat, you say? White guy you say? Aggression you say?

New Haven - Looking ((4)) guy over 30 yrs to chill with, hang out

Married blonde female looking for fun. Curves, Blonde hair , Blue eyes. Dinner, drinks and some fun once a week. I’m in my 39’s. Please be mature.

If you are seeking maturity, you might want to look in a place where people don't post about face sitting.

New Haven - Topical bored housewife

I'm 30 old Housewife female, 5'5" 166 with brown hair and blue eyes.I am a smoker and a very casual drinker. My husband knows that I am looking for a guy to play with.....Right now.

How casual is a very casual drinker? I've never seen that phrasing, is it casual in it's execution? Like you casually, without a care in the world, down a pint of Schnapps' at 10 am?

New Haven - can prove me wrong I need just a little happiness

I have posted before and chatted with a few people, but it was all a dead end. Is it really this hard to chat with someone for more than just a few emails??? Does no one have the patience anymore to get to know someone a little bit before getting in their pants?? Well, I guess not. Maybe someone can prove me wrong.

Seeking love? I can think of about one million starting points that would have been better than this one but I wish you well.

New haven - Lonely hot housewife

If you are young, hot, and ready now send a face pic and your number. Must be clean and sane. Lonely housewife 5 foot three 135 pounds husband away all day and most of the evening I can host would prefer to meet somewhere else but let me know.

Clean and sane is asking far too much.

New Haven - seeking past friends