This guy managed to sneak this s---ty jab past me last year. He posted a selfie in front of the sewage plant sign with the caption "Good news: I found the best place to get my s--- sorted! Bad News: I had to go to Danbury, CT to do it."
Here in CT, you might guess something like Bridgeport, maybe Waterbury or even Hartford but no, the answer was Bristol. Bristol is best known for being the home of ESPN but now they can add this feather to their cap.