What better winter gift than a reminder that summer is right around the corner? I always say the best time to nab the hottest summer wear for ladies is when it's bitter cold out. If you act now you can get "Yollmart's" Women Sexy Cut Off Low Waist Denim Jeans Shorts Mini Hot Pants. These will run you anywhere from $11.90-$15.60 right now on Amazon.

If you ever wanted to BE NAKED but not go to jail for being naked then the "Yollmart's" Women Sexy Cut Off Low Waist Denim Jeans Shorts Mini Hot Pants are just the thing for you. Kickoff your fun in the sun by turning heads and starting fights between happy couples everywhere you go.

But wait, there's more! If you have ever wanted to look like you were recently mauled by a cheetah in the "rear end" act now and get the "Yollymart Women's Sexy High Waist Denim Jeans Destroyed Ripped Hole Shorts Clubwear." If you have $13 dollars and want mini pants with the word "Destroyed" in the name of the item, these are for you.

Someone over at Yollymart needs to look up the word "brevity." Let's keep these clothing titles under 144 characters please. We are trying to move merchandise, not giving people a book report.

But for real, buy these items. Chef recommends.

P.S. - I'm chef.