My name is Lou Milano, I'm originally from Brewster, NY, I live in Danbury, CT with my wife Erica, my three boys Louis, Chris and Lucas and our daughter Vida. My interests include but are not limited to scrap booking, muscle cars and doing something I like to call NOTHING. I am a New York Yankee fan and an Oakland Raider fan. I don't like country music, Nancy Pelosi or being told what to do. I am most interested in my own legacy. I guess if I could be remembered for one thing long after I am dead, my hope would be that people would remember this bio.
To Celebrate Her Birthday My Wife Had a Margarita Bigger Than Her Head
I found an activity that I like MORE than drinking and that is watching my wife drink a Margarita the size of a f------ aircraft carrier until she makes this face.
Lou’s Opinion: ‘Apple Picking = Huge Scam’
I love apples, I love fall, I love the idea of cruising a local farm. The apple picking activity, however, is a huge scam.
New York Yankees 2017: Good News/Bad News
It's mostly good news and assuming the Yanks make it past a one game Wild Card this season has been a success. They cannot assume though that they will be back next year. Ask the Mets how that plays out.
After Deep Self Refection, I Have Figured Out My All Time Favorite Start-to-Finish Album
If you have not heard the album in full just try it before you tell me I suck.
Struggling Matrix Center in Danbury Gets Much Needed Lease Renewal
I'm happy to hear that a breath of life has been pumped into the Matrix. I love that place. I've been to a bunch of weddings and company parties there so I have had some pretty memorable/forgotten nights there.
Trump Calling Kim Jong Un ‘Rocket Man’ Is Comedy Gold
Anyone who understands good comedy knows that the ability to boil a person down to two simple words is genius from a comedic standpoint.
Don’t Say ‘Freshman’ on this Connecticut Campus — It’s a Bad Word
The sensitivity police are back at it, classifying the word "freshman" as "not cool". Not only that but they are helpful enough to give you a replacement so you can seamlessly meander into the brave new world where no one EVER has their feelings hurt.
Were the Juggalos Justified in Their March on Washington?
According to the NY Post, in 2011 the FBI classified the "Juggalos" the fans of I.C.P. a gang. On Saturday the "Juggalos" marched on the mall in Washington D.C. to protest that decision and I can only imagine it was a meeting of some of the best and brightest in America.
My Daughter’s Loyalty is Unquestionable
It's possible that the subject of fandom in my house has reached an uncomfortable level. My boys, who are love so much are branching out and having ideas of their own on what sports teams to root for. While I support their exploration of their own ideas they are hurtful little dudes.
Is This the Smartest or Dumbest Move in History?
First, the dirt is set way back in their yard. Second, the dirt has grass growing out of it and rock debris in it. So you are not only gonna have a hard time finding a market for your dirt but they have to drive their truck on your lawn to get it.