According to Sky News, 69-year-old Emile Ratelband wants to be twenty years younger. He doesn't just want to be younger, he wants the Dutch government to allow him to change his D.O.B. from March 11, 1949 to March 11, 1969.

His entire argument hinges on transgenders being able to change their sex legally. He's essentially saying if they can change their sex, I can change my age, because I identify as a younger man. I'm no lawyer, but he may actually be onto something here from a LEGAL standpoint.

That said, get bent dude. We all want to erase twenty years — can't happen. You are 69 and next year, you will be 70. It will be interesting to see how the Dutch handle this. This has dangerous precedent written all over it. If I knew more about the Dutch, I would speculate, but I don't know from the Dutch. I'm busy knowing other things.

Then, who are the Dutch, indeed?

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