The Red Sox lost again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This time it was to the Phillies and the final was 13-6. They've dropped nine in a row, lost their last 10 the Yankees and have the worst record in the entire America League.

This is less of a question and more of an overdue gut punch than anything. The Boston Red Sox are in dead last in the AL East at 6-18. I think it's time to hear from their usually very vocal fan base. Where do you go, my lovely? I wanna know? Where do you go-oh-oh-oh-oh-way-oh?

The "Sawx" have won 6 games and there are 36 to go, can they win another 19 over the last 36? Someone answer the question! Please, if you can pull yourselves away from researching streaming services that will allow you to watch your beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers this season, please answer the question?!

Maybe I'm asking the wrong question, maybe the better question is, who will win more games this season, The Red Sox or New England Patriots?

I know what to expect, this is not my first rodeo. Boston fans are right now getting their typing fingers ready to tell us how they are focused on the NBA and NHL playoffs and I'm here to tell them, no one cares about hockey and the Celtics don't stand a chance to win it all.

Put the duck boats in bubble wrap, you won't need em' for quite awhile. Back up off me, I'm all daggers today. Look, your hero is in Florida, Florida you say?

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I don't to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me.

Don't be a tough guy, I'll call you later.

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