So you are starting a small business, maybe you are searching for a silent investor, maybe looking for someone more hands on? Have I got some name for you to consider and they are Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe and James Garretson.

Joe Exotic

Youtube

Pros

  • Will defend your business WACO style, he's even gone on record saying as much about a business he once owned.
  • Husband(s) have his back
  • Is an excellent singer

Cons

  • Can be a bit obsessive (Carole F------ Baskin!)
  • Has a history of destroying sensitive files/materials
  • Shoots music videos without warning
  • Brandishes firearms at work

Jeff Lowe

Youtube

Pros

  • Has money
  • Quick to inject cash into a borderline business

Cons

  • Is bald
  • Dresses like a 14 year old boy circa 2002
  • Tends to videotape confrontations related to embezzlement
  • Often needs to be bailed out of jail
  • Most trusted employee is an ex-con, alleged hit-man

James Garretson

Youtube

Pros

  • Ability to finance pizza gardens
  • Kick ass quarantine hair
  • Jet Ski

Cons

  • Will rat you out to the Feds
  • Difficulty verifying legal income

If you play the math straight up James is the best business partner and that is really saying something. I think he needed more screen time, maybe if we got to know him a bit better one of our other two options would have stood out and risen to the top.

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