Which ‘Tiger King’ Star Would You Rather Go Into Business With: Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe or James Garretson?
So you are starting a small business, maybe you are searching for a silent investor, maybe looking for someone more hands on? Have I got some name for you to consider and they are Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe and James Garretson.
- Will defend your business WACO style, he's even gone on record saying as much about a business he once owned.
- Husband(s) have his back
- Is an excellent singer
- Can be a bit obsessive (Carole F------ Baskin!)
- Has a history of destroying sensitive files/materials
- Shoots music videos without warning
- Brandishes firearms at work
- Has money
- Quick to inject cash into a borderline business
- Is bald
- Dresses like a 14 year old boy circa 2002
- Tends to videotape confrontations related to embezzlement
- Often needs to be bailed out of jail
- Most trusted employee is an ex-con, alleged hit-man
- Ability to finance pizza gardens
- Kick ass quarantine hair
- Jet Ski
- Will rat you out to the Feds
- Difficulty verifying legal income
If you play the math straight up James is the best business partner and that is really saying something. I think he needed more screen time, maybe if we got to know him a bit better one of our other two options would have stood out and risen to the top.
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