Which ‘Tiger King’ Star Would You Rather Go Into Business With: Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe or James Garretson?

So you are starting a small business, maybe you are searching for a silent investor, maybe looking for someone more hands on? Have I got some name for you to consider and they are Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe and James Garretson.

Joe Exotic

Pros

• Will defend your business WACO style, he's even gone on record saying as much about a business he once owned.
• Husband(s) have his back
• Is an excellent singer

Cons

• Can be a bit obsessive (Carole F------ Baskin!)
• Has a history of destroying sensitive files/materials
• Shoots music videos without warning
• Brandishes firearms at work

Jeff Lowe

Pros

• Has money
• Quick to inject cash into a borderline business

Cons

• Is bald
• Dresses like a 14 year old boy circa 2002
• Tends to videotape confrontations related to embezzlement
• Often needs to be bailed out of jail
• Most trusted employee is an ex-con, alleged hit-man

James Garretson

Pros

• Ability to finance pizza gardens
• Kick ass quarantine hair
• Jet Ski

Cons

• Will rat you out to the Feds
• Difficulty verifying legal income

If you play the math straight up James is the best business partner and that is really saying something. I think he needed more screen time, maybe if we got to know him a bit better one of our other two options would have stood out and risen to the top.

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