Top 10 Signs Your Airline Flight Is Not Going Well

• The pilot comes out of the cockpit holding a gauge and asking "does anyone know what this thing does?"
• You hear the phrase - "There's something on the wing, Some thing."
• You look out the window and see a Humpback Whale.
• The flight attendant remarks: "I've never seen that before."
• The pilot tells you the plane is going to make an emergency landing in Beijing and your flight was to Milwaukee
• The in flight movie is Jersey Girl
• You sit down next to a stranger who opens with: "Have you heard the good news?"
• The flight attendant tells you all that's left is the Kosher meal.
• Gary Busey is on the flight manifest
• You are woken up by the oxygen mask hitting you in the nose.

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