THIS JUST IN! Bananas are Obscene
According to NBC Connecticut, the head of the National Museum in Warsaw Poland says that art depicting women eating bananas with great pleasure is obscene. The art in question is a 1973 video by Natalia LL. The video was removed from the gallery because the images could be harmful to young people.
What's next? Opposition and ridicule. Those who oppose the ban are protesting it by sharing photos and videos of themselves eating bananas and posting them all over social media.
It will come as no surprise to anyone that I stand with the banana people. I am pro banana and I'm not afraid to shout it to the sky. Please join me in protest against this art ban by posting videos and photos of yourself eating a banana.
Banana's are delicious and nutritious. I eat one almost everyday. Of course, today I did not buy one and now need to search for one in the building to join my own protest.
This is when I stopped typing and ran around the building like a madman shouting, "QUICK, does anyone have a banana? It's an emergency." That's right I said it was an emergency. This is when my trusty sidekick Lisa said, "Mike (Shut it down Mike) has a banana on his desk." That's when I replied, "Will you photograph me holding Mike's banana?" She did.
The protest has begun, shots fired. I don't know if I am helping or hurting the pro-banana movement with this picture.