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Pop-Tarts Are the Most Overrated Snack in the History of Snacks
Say, wanna be super thirsty? I got you, just stuff one of these chalk cakes in your mouth. Pop-Tarts have been trying to pass themselves off as a decent snack for decades and getting away with it. This is the most overrated snack in America and everyone buys them.
Here's a conversation you've had before:
Person 1 - "I'm starving."
Person 2 - "We gotta run, just grab a Pop-Tart."
Person 1 - "I don't want a Pop-Tart! (whiny voice).
END SCENE
That's it, they are there but not good enough to be thought of first, second or third. They are a last option most of us never choose and yet they are still there. I give the Kellog's folks great credit for fooling America into purchasing billions of there of their dry ass cakes for many years but I'm on a mission to wake the country up to the wasted money. Your days are numbered Pop-Tarts.
Other snacks I'd rather have before resorting to a Pop-Tart:
- Chips
- Cookies
- Pretzels
- Carrots
- Celery
- A shoe
- 4 day old sausage egg and cheese
- Goat's milk
- Cabbage
- A Melted Charleston Chew
P.S. Don't even start with me, I feel too strong about this to be moved off my position. These tarts are false, they are neither popular or tarts, it's a hard pass for me.
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