Olive Oil is the New Viagra

According to a Greek study presented in the Telegraph Olive Oil can improve blood flow in men and thus improve his bedroom activities. The study was conducted on 600 men at the University of Athens.

The men with a diet rich in olive oil had better blood vessel health which meant better circulation and you know where it goes from there. The study says the men who had at least nine tablespoons of olive oil a week paired with fair amounts of fruits and veggies were healthier and experienced a better sex life.

Lead researcher Dr. Christina Chrysohoou had this to say, “Long-term lifestyle habits on diet and exercise seem to have a major impact on not only our arteries but our quality of life, including sexual capacity from middle-age to [the] elderly population. Consuming olive oil and sticking to a Med diet keeps a man’s bedroom chances high.”

#1 – So the Greeks are pimping Olive Oil? Shocking development. I don’t need to be sold on Olive Oil, I grew up on it, it sells itself. Spare me the pitch, just take my money.

#2 – I’ve been doing it all wrong to this point. I need to consume the olive oil not rub it all over my nude body. Note to self, eat it and stop bathing in it.