Whaddya Google? Don't judge me. This is what I really Google.

Are Nun Chucks Making a comeback? 

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Nun chucks are one of my great interests. I don't want Nun chucks necessarily, I just wanna know what's up in the Nun chuck world. The answer to my question was, YES, Nun chucks are making a comeback.

Back in December of 2018, The New York Times reported that Judge Pamela K. Chen, of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of New York ruled that Nun Chucks were protected under the second amendment. So this paved the way for N.Y. State Nun chuck enthusiasts to get all enthusiastic about Nun chucking their faces off.

By the way, this is why I don't have Nun Chucks. I'd hurt myself.

How long would it take me to build a helicopter? 

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I got the answer to this burning question from Air & Space Magazine. Apparently if I knew how to shim a rotor and had 700 hours of free time, I could get it done in 700 hours. That's what one man did when he ordered a build it yourself helicopter kit from RotorWay International out of Arizona. I need a helicopter.


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What do you want from me? I'm just a dude doing dude stuff.

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I mean she has Hieroglyphics on her thighs. I'm a huge fan of glyphs on the thighs.

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I believe these were the glyphs that were seen on the alien craft in the Rendlesham Forest Incident. 

What is Kim Jong Un's favorite band? 

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Newsweek says it's the "Moranbong Band." I checked em out. I gotta tell ya, I don't hate it.

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Lil' Pump, What up wit him? 

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It was the hot rumor on the "internets" that Lil' Pump was all set to give the commencement speech at Harvard. That story has changed and it's been announced he will not. The words you just read should be concrete proof that the world is burning, act accordingly.

Rita Ora 

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Again, dudes are gonna dude.

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I mean, are ya kidding me?

How do I become a Blockbuster Video Franchisee? 

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The internet, smart phones and streaming services are fantastic and all but I miss Blockbuster. There was nothing better than renting a movie on date night. The whole date, the activity, the best part of the night was walking around Blockbuster. You would cruise around the store debating film choices and choosing snacks. These kids today don't know what they are missing.

What's better than strolling around Blockbuster and making fun of each others films? I say owning one. I'm having a tough time on the Google trying to figure out how to buy a Blockbuster Video store. The search will continue.

Where does James Van Der Beek hang out?

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If you listen to the Ethan and Lou show you know we have been on a quest to book James Van Der Beek on the show as a guest. I'm a big "Beeker." I loved him in "Dawson's Creek" and "Varsity Blues." I've been messaging him for months on Instagram with no response trying to get him on the show.

Last week I decided to crowd source the effort and form "Team Van Der Beek." Listeners have been joining in droves to help out. All it requires is access to Instagram, you login and message the "Beek" on our behalf. Now you are "Beekin and Sqeuakin."

This Google search about where he hangs out went nowhere. Thanks Google.

This is me, these are the things I care about. Don't judge me, judge yourself. Look in the mirror, take a deep look and say "what's your problem?"

P.S. Yes, I went "third person" in the headline. I did it because if I don't, our editor will change it to third person for me. I had no choice in the matter.

P.S.2 - I'm not afraid to go "third person." I just was not in the mood this morning.