It's setting beaches and lakes a blaze this summer, the Purple Cage Micro Bikini. Yandy is the King, the Queen, the reigns supreme, the one stop shop for all clothing items that cover little to nothing and this one is right at the top of my shopping list of 2020. The Purple Cage Micro Bikini will run you a mere $17.95 and likely cost you a friendship or two.

Do you want to break men's necks on the lake, by the pool, or at the beach? Do you want all your girlfriends to hate you for fitting in this or occupying the attention all day? Than the Purple Cage Micro Bikini is for you. Why the word "cage?" It's simple, if you fit in this and wear it you are putting everyone else around you on lock-down.

What about men looking to cause a stir this summer? I give you the Men's Suspender Pouch Slingshot.

The slingshot is perfect for the man who wants to be on the evening news or send a message that you are ready to get both wet and wild. Have you ever wanted to scare families, attract the attention of the police or be thrown out of the library before even picking out a book? If you answered yes to any of those questions, the "slingshot" is for you and it sells for the low, low price of $13.95.

Act now and COVID-19 won't be your only concern, your parents shame and a lifetime of regrettable photos will move to the top of the list.

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