'Karen' Mad at Kids Driving 'Power Wheels' Without License

By now, you already know what a 'Karen' is or you've been pretending to. It's OK if you don't know, it took me awhile too, it means you have a life. The Urban Dictionary defines a "Karen" as:

gives raisins to kids on Halloween, drives an SUV to carpool her kids to soccer practice... better hope the ref doesn’t make a wrong call because she will sue!
loves to use snapagram to post her workout selfies after a long day of talking to managers and driving her kids around she sits down with her mom friends at book club and drinks lots and LOTS of wine
oh my god Karen do you really have to talk to the Burger King manager every time they forget to give you a ketchup packet.““LOL! Yes!! I have to Facebook and instasnap it to all my friends to make sure everyone knows to watch out LOL!!!

For those of you who knew already, good for you, to the rest, you are welcome. Now that the education is out of the way, let's look at the world's biggest "Karen." This woman was strolling along in a California park not minding her own business and stopped to berate a mother who had the audacity to let her kids drive their "Power Wheels" car without a drivers licence.

There are no words for what we just watched that can enhance it's stupidity or enjoyment. It's a moment in humanity and if you are like me, you know the aliens are keeping tabs and we are seven "Karen's" away from invasion.

Here's what I do know from many years of doing this job, that you may not have considered. Someone opened this article just like you did, watched the video and said "good for her." Scary right? I'm not saying that to give you nightmares, it's the truth. There is someone right now who watched that video, read my words and thinks you and I are stupid.