Cardboard Beds Provided to 2020 Olympians Will Not Support Threesomes

There are big changes coming to the Olympic village for 2020 in Tokyo. One unusual twist for the world's best athletes will be their sleeping arrangements in the Olympic Village. Their beds are made of recyclable cardboard that is not strong enough to support the weight of a threesome.

According to the NY Post, the beds are made by a company called Airweave and a representative of the company says they conducted many tests to see what the beds are capable of. The results indicate that the beds can hold the weight of two people but three is pushing it.

This means threesomes are not going to work on the Airweave beds. This is sad news for the Olympians who will compete in Tokyo in 2020. We've all heard the stories about these athletes and their promiscuous ways. So y'all are gonna have to use the floor or kick it old school and stick to one partner.

Who could blame these crazy kids? They are young, in peak physical condition and are achieving things that most of us could only dream of. They have all made sacrifices most of us could not fathom, their dreams are being realized and they look over and see another unicorn body across the room, things are bound to go down, if you follow my drift.