This is Carolina Panthers Quarterback Cam Newton. When he is not in uniform he's off doing what he does best, dressing like a ninety year old woman. In the above photo he was walking the red carpet at N.Y.'s fashion week. I heard organizers cancelled next years New York Fashion week after seeing this outfit.

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This is Cam not understanding how hats work.

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I call this one Wizards of Waverly Place.

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This ensemble is partially responsible for the depletion of the ozone layer.

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Why didn't you get the big one?

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Just Say No to camo pants. #camokills

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When no one notices Russel Westbrook is rocking a silk cleavage shirt, your outfit is bananas.

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AND For my final trick, I'll saw a woman in half.

Clothes don't make the man but they can make him look like he recently escaped from a "facility."