Brookfield Chick-fil-A Announces Bottled Sauces Are Now Available

The Brookfield Chick-Fil-A made an Earth shattering announcement on their Facebook page yesterday, posting this:

Now I am pretty sure this is not exclusive to the Brookfield location, it's probably rolling out at most, if not all of the Chick-Fil-A locations nationwide, but I don't live near most, if not all of the locations. I live near the Brookfield location and I am over the moon happy about this move.

Their sauces are the reason I go to get their food. In fact, we have been buying knock off sauces at the grocery store for some time and I put it on everything. I put it on:

• quesadillas
• sandwiches
• pizza
• egg rolls
• muffins
• chocolate cake
• celery
• donuts
• fried rice
• regular ass rice

Hell, I even use it as moisturizer and it's working out for me, although I'm not encouraging you to do it. The knock off version of the Chick-Fil-A sauce is pretty good, but I always thought something wasn't quite right about it.

I've spent the last few months trying to figure out what was off about it and now I can terminate my investigation. Who cares? The original is bottled and ready for purchase around the corner from my house.

I had a long "to-do" list for today, but everything on that list just got bumped down one spot because the first thing I'm doing on my way home is to drive straight to Chick-Fil-A and stock up. In 2020, this is as good a reason to live as any.