Years ago, when a bald headed Britney Spears attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella, I remember reading that her father took over all of her personal and professional business. That was a long time ago, so I was surprised to hear that there is a current #freebritney movement.

If you believe the internet rumors, she's still under some quasi house arrest and all of her financial and legal decisions are made for her. If this is true, it needs to end. The world needs Britney, wild and free. We need the Britney we all know and love to be allowed to grab twelve Starbucks a day or use public bathrooms in her bare feet.

It's time, once and for all to Free Britney and maybe it's time for a reminder of what we are all missing out on. This is Britney Spears through the years.

Listen, Britney is nuttier than a "Whatchamacallit" but the world is a better place when she's out nuttin' up the town instead of trapped in her home. If she truly is unable to make any of her own decisions and kept at home, we all need to come to her aide. Free Britney now, free Britney tomorrow, free Britney forever! Who's coming with me?

Recent Youtube video about #freebritneymovement 

Hit me Baby One More Time 

Oops I Did It Again 

MTV VMA's I'm a Slave 4 U

Baldy 

The smooch 

Britney at home dancing like a Florida "spice" addict 

P.S. If you posted "who cares?" on Facebook in response to this blog, punch yourself in the face. No one likes you, you have no friends.

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