Bear Crashes West Hartford Birthday Party, Steals Cake and Everyone Seems Cool With It
One West Hartford, CT family had a surprise guest recently.
A video of a bear crashing a 2-year-old's birthday party has gone viral. According to FOX 61, Rauf Majidian was throwing a birthday party for 2 year-old son Cyrus when a black bear invaded the party and started plowing cupcakes. They happened to get it on film in time to share it with the world on Facebook and added:
"Luckily it was towards the end of the party and we all went away unharmed, but not without our fair share of yelling and escaping."
Did you notice that "The Jungle Book" song "Bare Necessities" was playing in the background?
Look, this is typical bear crap, they show up uninvited, do whatever they want and we let them get away with it. This bed is too hard, this bed is too soft.....IT'S NOT YOUR BED A-HOLE!
Try doing this, just try. Go to someone's house, in the middle of their kids birthday party, interrupt the party and just start eating their treats and see what happens. You'll be yelled at, shamed, beaten with a night stick, have a gun stuck in your face and prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
Also, I'm so sick of bears. Every time I turn around, it's another bear in the news and what are they really doing? They're doing bear stuff! This is not unusual, call me when you see a bear doing karate, then I will be impressed.
OOH, maybe I can teach a bear my foot-only karate. Foot-only karate is a self-defense system that I invented. You use only your feet to defend yourself, it's really dangerous and ineffective.