After Ten Years, Ethan and I Get the Wives Together for the First Time?
Ethan and I have had meals in other countries together, we have had dinner at my house, his house, my parents house, and never once had both us and our wives together for a meal?
Mindy and my wife Erica have met, of course, but that seems odd to me that we have not gathered for a meal. Keep in mind, I was married once before, but even then we never got together as a foursome. So tonight, we will gather at my house and break bread. Sounds fun, right? Sort of. You have to consider my presence.
I have already been spoken to by my wife and Ethan that I should behave. I am 38-years-old, what could I do to ruin this? Better question: what COULD I do to ruin this? I mean, if they want to shine a light on me, I might as well give em a show.
I will need the standard "ruin the night" toolbox items, which include but are not limited to:
- Alcohol
- Fire
- A lack of clothing
- Hookers
- Undesirables
- Political rant
That pretty much does it. Wish our families luck, and don't miss the night recap on the Ethan and Lou morning show at 6:15.