Animals are always there and always lurking but lately there seems to be an increase in worrisome animal stories. Maybe we are all paying closer attention, maybe our decreased human activity has let them take the wheel or maybe it's the end times but these animals are of particular concern right now.

I have a great deal of concern as it pertains to all three of these animals right now but I'm going to focus a majority of my attention to the rats. I know what the bees want, it's in the name, murder. I know the monkeys want our babies but what do the rats want above and beyond some treats?

Until I know what the rats want I can't know how scared I'm going to be which makes me scared. Are they coming for our petroleum? Do they want our women and precious metals? Will a rat run across my forehead whilst I sleep? These questions are too much to consider in a time of great consideration.

WRKI and WINE logo
Enter your number to get our free mobile app

READ MORE: 25 Companies You Might Not Know Are Owned by Disney


More From WRKI and WINE