10 Wonderfully Witty Ways to Describe Danbury in 5 Words or Less
Danbury deserves all the words we can muster but that is more for the "we" and less for the me.
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The best way I can honor the city I love is by saying less words, not more.
10 Wonderfully Witty Ways to Describe Danbury in 5 Words or Less
I've been told I tend to be long-winded with my descriptions so I'm working on it. Why say something with 20 words, when you can easily say the same thing with just five? I decided to practice this brevity concept while describing my home city of Danbury, CT. Here are 10 Wonderfully Witty Ways to Describe Danbury in 5 Words or Less.
Gallery Credit: Lou Milano
I need to give myself a hand here, this format lends itself to laying comedic beat-downs on the place in question. I was really much nicer than I am comfortable with.
Lou Milano
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- The Birthplace of Road Rage
- Hungry? Go to Mill Plain
- Hat City Everything
- Parking Available in the Street
- Hockey fights and tasty bites
- Insanely Superior to Brookfield
- Much Cooler Than Bethel
- Bridgeport Minus the Rampant Corruption
- If Brewster Had a Purpose
- Like Ridgefield Only Less Douchetastic
- Where Potholes Go Pro
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Danbury: "The Hat City"
At one time. Danbury was known as the hat making center of the universe. The hat making industry is what this town was built on but frankly, I'm tired of talking about hats. We are so much more than that. Danbury has a lot of intriguing true stories and many of them originated in the same place, Main Street. Main Street Danbury holds truths so unbelievable, you kind of have to. How can one 2-mile stretch of road, hold so many stories? I just does.
Gallery Credit: Lou Milano
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