Connecticut Man Pleasures Himself Watching Hotel Pool Guests, Police Say

Update: All charges were dropped and the case was dismissed.

According to Windsor Locks Police via WFSB 52-year-old, a Connecticut man was supposedly seen by hotel guests pleasuring himself while watching them swim.

Reports say he was spotted masturbating while looking over the pool by a woman and her daughter on Sunday evening at the Travel Lodge Inn & Suites in Windsor Locks, CT. The man has been charged with violating public indecency, risk of injury to a minor and disorderly conduct. He's being held on $5,000 bond and will face a judge on Monday.

Swing and a miss, buddy. Everyone loves a good ole' dolphin flogging, but you have to keep it in the privacy of privacy. That's got to be on the lowest of lows.

You see, people get upset when you take out your gear and go down to Chinatown without permission. Also, when kids are present, people get furious. Just telling you, in the simplest way possible. Just so you know for the future.

Sexual solitaire is meant to happen where people can't see. It's a one man show. Keep it that way.

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