When more than one dude asks me if I saw Meg Ryan's face at the Tony Awards, I need to investigate. Most dudes don't watch the Tony's, so if they have seen it, then her face went viral, and it certainly did.

She looks like a mutant.

Now, I know that that sounds mean and shallow, but she did this to herself. Ladies, let this be a cautionary tale. Plastic surgery does not pay. If you get a boob job, no big deal, but don't play games with your face, because when it goes wrong, you try and fix it, and that never goes well. Then, you keep tinkering, and it gets worse. Then, one day your standing on the stage at the Tony Awards, scaring the children.

She was beautiful, and, now, because of plastic surgery, all we are left with are the memories of Meg Ryan and a guppy fish in a dress.

Even if you get good plastic surgery, like Jennifer Grey, that goes bad. No one can even recognize her now. That giant nose of hers was her signature, and now she can't get any work.

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