What Is Your Worst Airline Experience?

I was attacked by the authorities in Antigua for lighting a cigarette on the tarmac, and I almost caused an international incident. I once witnessed my pilot perform a three-minute harmonica solo before takeoff, and once saw an in-flight fist fight. 

There was the time on a flight to Las Vegas where the pressure on my head was so bad I thought my brain would leak out of my ears. THAT WAS FUN. A woman once had a panic attack on my plane before takeoff, and started screaming that this plane was going to crash. Yeah, air travel is the best. It's like saying, yes, I'd love to drop 400 bucks to turn over any and all control to a bunch of strangers, and have to sit still for hours.

I just read an article this morning in the San Diego Tribune about a man who was arrested for doing yoga, and meditating in the aisles mid-flight. That got me to thinking two things. Number 1, the world is melting, and number 2, we need to find out other peoples' terrible airline nightmare stories.

So, tomorrow on the Ethan and Lou show, we will do just that. You can leave your story here no matter what it is, or you can call us in the morning at 203-775-9595. Whoever has the best story, we will give them a pair of tickets to go see Peter Frampton at the Capital Theater in Portchester, NY. This should be an easy one because everyone has a funny or scary story about air travel.