What Happens if You Don’t Come to the Second Chance Prom? [VIDEO]
First off, get your tickets here and nothing bad will happen to you.
You could be in a WORLD of hurt if you don't attend.
Why would you do this to yourself?
Here are some other things that might happen to you if you don't attend:
- We make you smell Ethan's rear end pillow that he has been sitting on for the last twenty years in studio.
- We cold-call your house for a month and hang up every time your wife answers the phone.
- We have our creative department here create a realistic WANTED poster of you, and hang it all over your neighborhood.
- We doodie in a paper bag, put it on your front porch and light it on fire. We do that starting tomorrow, and each day after, for the next 364 days.
- We steal a photo of you from your Facebook page, and register you for AshleyMadison.com
Those are just a few of the other terrible things we will do to you if you don't attend the Ethan and Lou 2nd Chance Prom:
- Tonight from 7pm-11pm
- Crowne Plaza - Danbury, CT
- Full Buffet
- Live Music from Future Tense
- Open beer and wine bar for 4 hours
- Photo booth
- Prom King and Queen win Guns N Roses tickets & an Adam Broderick gift card
- After party at Tom n' Jerry's in Brewster, NY with shuttle service
- Green Grunion food truck in Tom n' Jerry's parking lot for after party
- Special room rates at Crowne Plaza with purchase of ticket
- Discounted tickets if you buy a table of ten get your whole table for just 250 bucks
- Individual tickets just 35 dollars