What Happens if You Don’t Come to the Second Chance Prom? [VIDEO]

First off, get your tickets here and nothing bad will happen to you. 

You could be in a WORLD of hurt if you don't attend.

Why would you do this to yourself?

Here are some other things that might happen to you if you don't attend:

• We make you smell Ethan's rear end pillow that he has been sitting on for the last twenty years in studio.
• We cold-call your house for a month and hang up every time your wife answers the phone.
• We have our creative department here create a realistic WANTED poster of you, and hang it all over your neighborhood.
• We doodie in a paper bag, put it on your front porch and light it on fire. We do that starting tomorrow, and each day after, for the next 364 days.
• We steal a photo of you from your Facebook page, and register you for AshleyMadison.com

Those are just a few of the other terrible things we will do to you if you don't attend the Ethan and Lou 2nd Chance Prom:

• Tonight from 7pm-11pm
• Crowne Plaza - Danbury, CT
• Full Buffet
• Live Music from Future Tense
• Open beer and wine bar for 4 hours
• Photo booth
• Prom King and Queen win Guns N Roses tickets & an Adam Broderick gift card
• After party at Tom n' Jerry's in Brewster, NY with shuttle service
• Green Grunion food truck in Tom n' Jerry's parking lot for after party
• Special room rates at Crowne Plaza with purchase of ticket
• Discounted tickets if you buy a table of ten get your whole table for just 250 bucks
• Individual tickets just 35 dollars