Top things you know that happened at Kim and Kanye’s wedding even though you were not there?
OK, so more to come tomorrow and these are the outcasts and I think these are funny….
* Ryan Seacrest uttered the words: “THIS, IS AMERICAN HORROR STORY!
* Bruce Jenner’s lady parts fell off.
* Paris Hilton had: “happy time’ with a turducken.
* The wedding was sponsored by: The Godzilla movie and Monster energy drinks.
* Larry King passed away during cocktail hour and was revived and led the Conga line.
* Jay Leno was NOT invited
* Floyd Mayweather Jr. brought a whore as his date, no one was offended.
* Rob Kardashian skipped the buffet and ate Emma Stone.
* Snoop Dogg got high and played touch football with Johnny Manzeil
* Nicole Richie ate nothing!