Top things you know that happened at Kim and Kanye’s wedding even though you were not there?

OK, so more to come tomorrow and these are the outcasts and I think these are funny....

* Ryan Seacrest uttered the words: "THIS, IS AMERICAN HORROR STORY!

* Bruce Jenner's lady parts fell off.

* Paris Hilton had: "happy time' with a turducken.

* The wedding was sponsored by: The Godzilla movie and Monster energy drinks.

* Larry King passed away during cocktail hour and was revived and led the Conga line.

* Jay Leno was NOT invited

* Floyd Mayweather Jr. brought a whore as his date, no one was offended.

* Rob Kardashian skipped the buffet and ate Emma Stone.

* Snoop Dogg got high and played touch football with Johnny Manzeil

* Nicole Richie ate nothing!