Everyday I see another picture of Tom Brady that makes me wish I was him and I don't do that often.  I'm pretty fond of me.

This guy is not playing around.  Perfect looking healthy kids, a supermodel wife, Super Bowl rings falling out of his rear and oh he is on vacation every two seconds.

I'm not a jealous person because "Jealousy is the green-eyed monster."  But C'MON MAN!  You are killing us here.  Humanity has seen it's fair share of gladiators but this dude needs to start being bad at something.

I'm not even a Patriots fan.

I mean for the love of all that is holy watch this dude play football!

CUT IT OUT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also the Tuck rule game!!!!!!!  I'm a Raiders fan.

One of the worst experiences of my life!

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