This is my year! I’m getting a monkey!
I need a monkey! NOW!
I love monkeys, I will have one and I’m buying one this year. Help me monkey people! We are going to watch re-runs of Seinfeld together, light fireworks and bake cakes. Also, chicks dig cute stuff and monkeys are cute! I stroll through the mall with my two little boys, a monkey and a t-shirt that says: #1 dad, it’s all deadly. Taste it!