This is my year! I’m getting a monkey!

I need a monkey!  NOW!

I love monkeys, I will have one and I'm buying one this year.  Help me monkey people!  We are going to watch re-runs of Seinfeld together, light fireworks and bake cakes.  Also, chicks dig cute stuff and monkeys are cute!  I stroll through the mall with my two little boys, a monkey and a t-shirt that says: #1 dad, it's all deadly.  Taste it!