Am I a star gazer?  UM, YEAH!  Big Time!  And a moon gazer, if that's a thing. I've told you before I decided the moon and the stars belong to me and I mean it.  I look up like it's my job which is why I get injured a lot.  The Supermoon only comes around twice a year but it looks like she's gonna land on our faces.  I wish and or I wish I could land on her face.  I wanna be an astronaut, but not just any astronaut.  I wanna be to space what Happy Gilmore was to golf.  I wanna go up there with chicks and a hot tub and Jack Daniels and get weird.  Who's coming with me?  Who's coming with me?