According to ClickOrlando, Disney World will now cost you five dollars more per ticket. Not a big deal, right? I mean what is five bucks? Well it went from 102 dollars to 107 dollars. Yeah, so when I go next year, which my wife is planning, it will cost me 642 dollars for the day, that's not including parking.

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, anything your heart desires will cost one thousand dollars. This is how they get you. They know at some point everyone with a family is going to bite the bullet and do this trip for their family. They can charge whatever they want and rubes like you and I will pay it. You can't disappoint the kids.

You spend all that money and inevitably end up standing in a two hour line, wearing a goofy hat and sweating from the rear end. That is a dream come true to me. I am going to have to be very strategic when I finally pull the trigger. I'm going to have to have to schedule the Disney day on the last day of the trip and dangle that carrot all week in front of the kids. Can't go the first day, have them become obsessed and then talk me into plunking down another 700 bucks.

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