The friend who thinks the stripper is into him

HA, everyone has this friend.

He's convinced that the stripper is in love with him.

He's like: "Yo dude, she keeps coming over and calling me sweetie!"

Yeah bro they pay her to do that, it's her job.  She probably despises you.  Your wearing a smelly Baltimore Ravens jersey and you have dirty Reebok's on.

All that being said, I was that guy last week.  We had strippers in the studio and the one called me: "cutie" and said I looked familiar.  She got me with the formula.  I've got my eye on you Bella, you little minx!