The BEST and WORST of Thanksgiving

What are the best things about Thanksgiving?  What are the worst? 

The Best:

Stuffing - It's really the only thing that is part of the main course that I like.  Keep the turkey, keep the creamed onions, keep the green beans and keep the cranberry sauce.  I fill up on antipasto anyway.

Sleeping on the couch - Falling asleep after the meal is AMAZING.  By the time the preparation for Thanksgiving is done you are exhausted so it's nice to just space right out.

Day drinking - Enough said.

No annoying holiday music - Since Thanksgiving does not have theme music we don't have to listen to it.

Eating like a pig - It's socially acceptable to eat like a disgusting animal.

The Worst:

Sitting at the kiddie table - What the hell man?  I AM 35.  You gotta wait to the old people to keel over before you get moved to the big boy table.

Sleeping on the couch - yes I said it was awesome but sometimes I can't stay awake.  There have been some years where I literally spend 75 percent of the holiday in a coma.

Moving cars in the driveway - Every time someone leaves you gotta play musical cars.

Judgement - Families are judgmental.  They gotta catch up on a year's worth of judgements they did not get to pass on you the rest of the year.