According to the NY Post 26 year old Harley Morton fell through the ceiling of a restaurant partially naked and landed on the floor of the kitchen. She was arrested on charges of trespassing and disorderly conduct. Kingsport, TN police say "Cook Out" employees called 911 when the woman fell through their ceiling.

Police think she entered the ceiling through the restaurant's air conditioning unit. How do you enter a ceiling? It had to be a drop ceiling right? Doesn't she know that is made of foam and is unlikely to sustain the weight of a human being? Why was she naked?

So many questions, so many questions. We seem to know very little about her motives and the ceiling in question. I'll tell you what I do know, I miss EVERYTHING. When something like this happens, I have to read about it or be told about it.

I love a good sit down, restaurant meal, it relaxes me and makes me happy. What could make it better? A mystery nude plummeting to Earth THROUGH a foam ceiling. It has it all, mystery, scandal, nudity, police activity and french fries.