My partner in crime is back in town, home from Virginia. 

This is my sister Renee.  We were much younger in this picture than we are now but oh well.  Now not only is she home but she brings with her my brother-in-law Bryan and my niece Eva.  It's gonna be a great weekend.  I'm getting my boys tomorrow and my girlfriend will be here with her son.  My sister Katy will be her with her fiancé, my sister Anna running things.  This is gonna be a great weekend, psychotic, but great.

Here are some things I know will happen:

My brother in law will wake up at the crack of ass and iron his jeans like a mental patient.

Katy will cry tears of joy.

Renee will laugh at her own jokes.

Anna will hit one of the boys.

Christopher will hurt himself while rough housing with Louis and Lucas.

Louis will eat chicken nuggets.

Eva will be the cutest little girl on the eastern seaboard.

Lucas will play with his kindle

My mom will cry, not sure about what yet.

My Dad will make dinner, eat and go to bed early.

Me, I will pretend to be in charge and get shot down by everyone.

Erica will bring gifts for everyone for no reason and take care of everyone more than she needs to.

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