Lou’s Predictions for the First Presidential Debate in 2016

What will they say? Will they go on the attack? Will there be surprise guests? I have your answers. 

First off, let me start with a few easy ones. Let's do a few Donald Trump OVER/UNDERS 

Over/Under on the amount of times Donald J. Trump says the word disaster. I will set the over/under number at 10. If you are smart here take the Over. 

Over/Under on the amount of times Trump says the word fantastic. I will set the over/under number at 7. Take the under on this one and win big with me.

Now a Hillary OVER/UNDER. 

Over/Under on how many times Hillary rolls her stupid eyes on camera. I will set that number at 12. Take the under but not by much. I think she will come in somewhere around 10 or 11 times.

Quick predictions:

Donald Trump's skin will be a clementine orange. The brighter the lights the more orange he likes to look.

Hillary will have some sort of a visible health tick on camera. Most likely it will be a short coughing fit.

The debate will be the most watched political debate in U.S. TV history. Donald will take credit for this.

Ryan Fitzpatrick will throw 4 interceptions tonight.

Corey Feldman will live Tweet the debate.

Bill Clinton will be seen on camera 9 times and seem interested only 2 of those times.

Melania Trump will be seen on camera 4 times and will look stunning all 4 times.

Lester Holt will be criticized on Tuesday for not being hard enough on Donald Trump.

Hillary will come right after Trump about the logistics of building a wall on the U.S./Mexico border.

No matter what happens tonight you can be certain it will be entertaining TV. The only thing I don't have any feeling about tonight is who will win. We will see.