Is the i95 Radio Staff Ready For the Cold Snap Coming for Connecticut?

Snap, crackle pop. The weather is a comin.' The whole state of Michigan just finished getting blasted with this weather system, and starting overnight tonight, it is our turn.

How bout the work force just packed to the rafters in the building this morning? An office that fits 35 people had a grand total of like 6 people in it. Good thing we don't take attendance. Bueller,Bueller?

I do nothing in this kind of cold. I MEAN NOTHING! If I were on the Planet Hoth and I knew my best buddy, Luke Skywalker, was missing somewhere out in fatally cold weather, I would not go and try and save him. I would say, "May the force be with you," and cozy up to some hot chocolate.

If you know your Tauntan is gonna freeze to death after the first marker, you can kiss Luke's ass goodbye. Not for me, this kinda cold. The kind that sends your private parts retreating like a frightened turtle. Not for me, friend. I become useless in the cold and am barely capable of even the most essential of activities. I'll pee my pants before I get out from under the covers and use the bathroom.

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