In Honor of My Meeting, Here Are My Favorite ‘The Office’ Meetings
Meetings are the necessary evil of the corporate world. Today, we have one here at the station. They are gonna hook us up with a continental breakfast today so it won't be all that bad.
In honor of this day, I present to you some of my favorite Michael Scott conference room meetings in no particular order:
The First Aid Meeting
In a meeting filled with nonsense Creed manages to stand alone. Throwing hay makers like: "You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you."
Toby needed to remind Michael that he cannot make fun of people's gender. And for that he is called a lemon head. Classic.
Sales Training 101 AKA "The Buttlicker" call
When a man named Buttlicker cannot hear about your amazing prices, sometimes you need to scream.
One of my favorite Michael Scott alter-egos. When someone says that prison is better than the office you only have one choice. Pretend to be a prisoner, with no knowledge of prison life, wear a doo rag and talk about the dangers of the prison shower. Don't drop the soap. Your da bell of a da ball.
Chris Rock routine
When your white boss does a black comedian's racially charged stage bit it calls for a meeting on race relations.
I am AT THIS MOMENT saying a little prayer that some part of my meeting today can be something approaching this kind of hilarity.