According to Fox10Phoenix, Jarvis Johnson is already camped out in line at a Best Buy in Arizona. According to the reports, the man has sponsors for this, and his wife is home with their two kids while he wastes his time standing, waiting for deep, deep discounts.

Riddle me this: Why do people with a lisp use extra "S" and "C" words? OK, enough with the mean physical attacks. Let's get down to the issue at hand.

Who does this? Why would you waste this much time? Where do you get the time? Do you have a job? If not, how do you get any money for a TV? Who in the hell sponsors a Black Friday shopper? What business lets a man set up a mini residence in their parking lot?

If this is where we are as a society, then it's time for me to just cash it in, and become a recluse like I have been threatening to do for years. Time to let the beard and hair grow out, and set up shop deep, deep in the woods away from this guy and anyone like him.

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