Why is this happening?  Why does Jimmy Fallon have to do a bit where he dresses as a girl that becomes so popular that my company asks me to emulate it?  I feel like no one needs to see me in a dress, but apparently they want to ... or so I am told.

Is this to humiliate me on purpose?  I believe it is.....Lemme check the definition of the word humiliation.

HUMILIATION

The action of humiliating someone or the state of being humiliated......embarrassment....mortification.....shame....indignity....disgrace.....dishonor........YEP

That is what they are doing.  They are humiliating me and I don't know if I like it.  MY GOD MAN THE HUMILIATION!