I Woke Up This Morning and Found Lotto Tickets Wrapped in a Bow and Was Paralyzed With Anxiety
These were going to be gifts for someone? Oh no. I must put a stop to this.
The other day my wife started telling me about gift ideas for fringe people in our lives. I mean acquaintances and I started getting upset. We said we were only doing family this year but she promised they would be inexpensive and rather than fight over it all afternoon I decided it would be best to sit this one out. Then last night I could tell she was wrapping something but did not pay much attention because I was knee deep in a "Shark Tank" marathon on MSNBC. Then this morning I walk into the kitchen around 4:30 am and see a butt load of Lotto scratch off tickets wrapped in a bow and a wave of anxiety washed over me. I had put two and two together and realized these were set to be given to those acquaintances I had spoken about earlier. No way I said. This will not stand. Rather than wake her up I got in the car and went to work. The first thing I did when I got there was send her an instant message explaining why this was not cool with me. Here is my case before you tell me I'm a terrible person:
- The gift is for people we don't even know. You know what I am talking about it could be a garbage man, teacher, mailman etc. We don't have enough money to give anyone other than our family gifts so that is strike 1.
- The Lotto ticket as a gift is a time bomb waiting to ruin your life forever. If you are broke and you give someone a Lotto ticket as a gift and they hit big it will inevitably be the biggest regret or your lifetime. i don't care what anyone says. You can say all you want that it would not bother you but really try and imagine that scenario. Take it a step further and it's not even a family member but a complete stranger. No thank you.
- The Lotto ticket is only appreciated if the person wins. If not it's simply something they have to throw away.
Am I one of those people who cannot see something good happen to someone else? No I can enjoy other people's happiness and good fortune but this scenario is all too much for me. i would never think about anything else for the rest of my life. I would have a vivid mental picture of that ticket sitting on my counter and I just would not recover. If that makes me a bad person...then OH WELL. I'd rather throw it in the garbage and never scratch it off than give it to someone else and live with that regret. I did put a stop to it. I'll go home now and scratch them off, lose and we can all move on with our lives. MERRY CHRISTMAS.