Due to copyright infringement laws, I'm not allowed to post my latest song parody creation, "Dear Bacon" sung to the Beatles tune, "Dear Prudence" which is off the "White Album."

If you're a Beatles fan, you know how the song goes! I'm posting the lyrics with some photos so you can sing it acapella, in the privacy of your own home or office! Ready?!

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"DEAR BACON...I LOVE THE WAY YOU TA-AA-ASTE...

"DEAR BACON...YOU NEVER GO TO WA-AA-ASTE...

I LOVE YOU FRIED....I LOVE YOU SMOKED...

I LOVE THE PIG THAT HAD TO CROAK"

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"DEAR BACON...HOPE I DON'T FLAT LINE TODAY!

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"DEAR BACON...WRAPPED AROUND A SCALLOP TASTES SO FINE...

"DEAR BACON...DEEP FRIED IN CHOCOLATE...SO SUBLI-I-I-ME...

"PAN FRIED WITH EGGS..

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"OR A B-L-T...

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"IF IT'S A P-I-G THEN IT'S FOR ME!"...

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"DEAR BACON...CHOLESTEROL'S SPIKED AT 305!!"

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"SMELL IT NOW, NOW, NOW...

"TASTE IT NOW, NOW, NOW...

"PIG OUT NOW-OW-OW-OW...(Guitar fades out with pig sound effects)

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Now wasn't that fun boys and girls! If you'd like to hear the studio version of "Dear Bacon," call the "The Ethan and Lou Show" between 5:30 and 10am at 203-775-9595!

Listen to Ethan Carey on the Ethan & Lou Show weekdays from 5:30-10AM on 95.1 FM. You can listen online at i95rock.com/listen-live/ or by downloading the radioPup app for your mobile device.