Lou Admits to Professional Lying, Diagnoses Ryan Lochte’s Problem

In the wake of this Ryan Lochte Olympic scandal, we discussed lying this morning on the Ethan and Lou show, and I did something that Ethan did not seeing coming. I admitted that I am a liar.

That blew Ethan's mind, and the minds of a few of our listeners. Admitting to being a liar has the feeling of removing the final garbage bag from the box, and then putting the empty box in the bag. Something just does not feel right.

We are all, however, liars. We examined this lying this morning. Not from a morality standpoint, but from an effectiveness standpoint.

You see, Ryan Lochte is a bad liar, because he made his lies unmanageable. The lie, in some way, shape or form, has to be at least in the same neighborhood as the truth. You see, that is what it boils down to. Lying is more about how well you are able to manage it after it leaves your mouth, and it's most easily managed, the less ridiculous it is.

This guy jumped the shark with his lie. He took a frat boy pee party and turned it into a cutting room floor scene from the movie Blow. What did we expect from this dope? We all knew from the last Olympics that he is a moron of the highest order. He is more proof that God doesn't give with both hands. Sure, you're handsome and can swim, but can you walk and chew gum at the same time?