How to Ruin a Date in 5 Words – What Would You Say?

I saw this on Facebook today.  Someone made this there post, and I thought it was interesting and funny. This is a fun game, and I want to play. 

How would one purposely or accidentally ruin a date with five words. Here are some examples that I think would work great:

• Your mom is really hot.
• My *%^&* are really itchy.
• I have drugs for you.
• I farted, it really smells.
• Can you touch my _____?
• Will you be my husband?
• My Lithium prescription ran out.
• My cat speaks to God.
• Can you hold my gun?
• This cowboy hat is snug.
• You remind me of mom.
• I left my wallet home.
• Your breath is so bad.
• Your chipped tooth adds character.
• I have over 50 cats.
• I love cats so much.
• My cat sleeps with me.
• My cat is my life.
• My dog is my life.
• My dogs sleeps with me.
• My cat is my child.
• My dog is my child
• My ex is in lockup.

These are all great examples ... what do you think?  We want to know about it.  Leave a message here or tune in to the Ethan and Lou morning show tomorrow between 5:30-10am and we will be taking your calls on this at (203) 775-9595.

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